{"product_id":"chopped-unc-baseball-cap","title":"Chopped Unc Baseball Cap","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-col text-sm pb-25\"\u003e\n\u003carticle data-turn=\"assistant\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-10\" data-turn-id=\"request-WEB:567abebc-3eb8-424a-9a02-9bfa5016b7af-4\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-3\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-id=\"a52ff733-fcd5-4d56-a770-0afe82098c3c\" data-message-author-role=\"assistant\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-col text-sm pb-25\"\u003e\n\u003carticle data-turn=\"assistant\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-14\" data-turn-id=\"request-WEB:567abebc-3eb8-424a-9a02-9bfa5016b7af-6\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-3\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-id=\"62f300fc-1d01-4a6e-a2f8-27e425ead9b6\" data-message-author-role=\"assistant\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"174\" data-start=\"156\" data-section-id=\"18qhsjp\"\u003eCHOPPED UNC Hat\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"213\" data-start=\"176\"\u003eNot in your prime… but still outside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"376\" data-start=\"215\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-end=\"238\" data-start=\"219\"\u003eCHOPPED UNC Hat\u003c\/strong\u003e is for the guys who know they’re a little past it—but still showing up anyway. A little self-aware, a little hilarious, and way too real.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"428\" data-start=\"378\"\u003eYou might be chopped… but you’re still in the mix.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"433\" data-start=\"430\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"458\" data-start=\"435\" data-section-id=\"haxfjh\"\u003eWhy you’ll love it:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"649\" data-start=\"459\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"498\" data-start=\"459\" data-section-id=\"zp1kzm\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"498\" data-start=\"461\"\u003eStructured fit that keeps its shape\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"554\" data-start=\"499\" data-section-id=\"1050226\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"554\" data-start=\"501\"\u003eBold collegiate lettering with a clean vintage feel\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"610\" data-start=\"555\" data-section-id=\"15ba59m\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"610\" data-start=\"557\"\u003eNeutral two-tone colorway that goes with everything\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"649\" data-start=\"611\" data-section-id=\"19hplge\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"649\" data-start=\"613\"\u003eLow-effort style, high-level humor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"654\" data-start=\"651\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"672\" data-start=\"656\" data-section-id=\"y18rx0\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"821\" data-start=\"673\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"705\" data-start=\"673\" data-section-id=\"1k1uymb\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"705\" data-start=\"675\"\u003eThe “I used to be him” crowd\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"748\" data-start=\"706\" data-section-id=\"1wzntqx\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"748\" data-start=\"708\"\u003eWeekend beers \u0026amp; questionable decisions\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"785\" data-start=\"749\" data-section-id=\"7b6w76\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"785\" data-start=\"751\"\u003eGroup chats that never recovered\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"821\" data-start=\"786\" data-section-id=\"1j7yrem\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"821\" data-start=\"788\"\u003eGifting your boy who needs this\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"826\" data-start=\"823\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"904\" data-start=\"828\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"842\" data-start=\"828\"\u003eReal talk:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"845\" data-start=\"842\"\u003eYou’re not out the game… just playing a different position.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"909\" data-start=\"906\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"960\" data-start=\"911\"\u003e👉 Grab yours before your friends beat you to it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mt-3 w-full empty:hidden\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pointer-events-none h-px w-px absolute bottom-0\" data-edge=\"true\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e**All orders ship in 3-7 business days**\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Coffee in the Shower","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47271523942594,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0739\/9964\/6914\/files\/choppedunc.jpg?v=1773719048","url":"https:\/\/coffeeintheshower.com\/products\/chopped-unc-baseball-cap","provider":"Coffee in the Shower","version":"1.0","type":"link"}